The Best News I've Heard All Day

November 12th, 2007

(But then, it’s only 6:40 … a.m. …)

Several studies suggest that light drinking, compared to teetotaling, protects against weight gain around the waistline in women, according to a cheesy diet article written, coincidentally, by a fellow OU grad. Must be true, then, eh? But still, I’m loving it. In a non-McDonald’s kind of way. (Though if McD’s started serving alcohol, I might go there. Well, if they stopped putting dead cows in their french fries, that is… I should get ready, eh? I’m doing no good here.)

So … drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

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