My Lonely City

I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – when I was a kid. They were so cool. Oh my gosh. I went to see the new movie with my folks and Jared this weekend.

Oh my gosh again, but not in a good way this time. It was soooo bad. Crappy characters, nonexistent plot, cheesy animation (and not the fun, funky wacky cheesy – just cheesy), idiotic dialogue … it was embarrassing. On the behalf of selfish, uninformed, and probably not-remembering-correctly fans everywhere, I object. Did I enjoy it? Yes. If they make another one, will I see it? Probably, if it goes to the dollar theatre and I have a Tuesday off. Do I just like to complain and pose stupid, pointless questions?

Yes. Now buzz off.

Dude.